Glass dildos have been around forever, but I would be too scared to use one.

With solid pyrex type glass that’s an inch or more thick, I’m not sure I wanna know what type of activities it would take to break it. Certainly more, um... vigorous than any typical usage.

That statement just shows a complete lack of self-awareness doesn’t it? I’m pretty sure *all* the pro-choice people who hate these places would completely agreewith the statement. It’s the crisis centres that DON’T follow that philosophy.

Depends on type of glass used. Glass toys made from pyrex type glass are fantastic and so easy to clean and sanitize.

That’s why I love Satanists.

A friend of mine once came to work after going to the gym that morning and said he was in the locker room getting dressed when a guy stood near him, put one leg up on the locker room bench, and then proceeded to eat a banana. And my friend said to me “do you think he was coming on to me?”

Have you never played Saint’s Row? The dildobat is like the best weapon in the game!

I was working on a food truck the other day at a busy downtown event. Saw a dude riding one while holding hands with his girlfriend, who was doing a little skippy walk to keep up. WHAT. NO. I about lost my shit.

...I care deeply about your boner. Pls continue.

Why is this person denying themselves the one bit of exercise that people who live near Wal'Marts would get anyway (walking at Wal Mart)?

Joanna Rothkopf

Among the myriad fucked up shit that place spews, it also really, really pissed me off to see them put a comma after “But”. I have to focus on inconsequential, trivial bs like that in order to avoid the truly awful shit they spout in an effort to not lose my mind.

2) Would we roll with Rick’s plan?

Actually, a fair amount of sex toys are made of glass. Maybe not as specifically knobbly or weak looking as the one above, but I remember getting my exgirlfriend a dildo with glass beaded ridges that she absolutely loved. You can heat them up or cool them down easily for different sensations, too!

Even though these centres are the antithesis of everything I stand for, I have a perverse fascination with them. I’ve never come across one where I live, but if I did I think I’d go in and mess with them all the time.

Let us pray to our ganja God, Chester Cheetah who resides on The Mountain of Dew, for providing us with his heavenly plant that helps us deal with our daily hell on this planet.

You can find them on Etsy.

This is a concern, yes. They should always be made with borosilicate glass.

without it, I wouldn’t know this:)

Macaulay.