Sadly, unless things have changed, the Church of Marijuana has yet to actually test the law by smoking in their services.

Ouch!

My mental picture involves authorities arriving on the scene of an attempted shooting to find the perpetrator badly beaten and trapped beneath a pile gently vibrating dildos and fleshlights.

“Spiritual consequences.”

I wasn’t even thinking about vibrating ones, THAT’S EVEN BETTER!!!!!!

Can you imagine the confusion? 400 vibrating cocks assailing you.

and this same cohort of dumbfuckery likes to pass laws that force actual medical doctors to LIE, and interfere with women in every way.

“I have deeply held religious beliefs that I need to be able to lie to all the patients!”

Yep it works for everything. Dildo AND “sean penn” yielded this:

I also vaguely recall they were experimenting with like a J-curve design (for the ladeez to get it both ways) and trying to get it just right.

Uh. No. You get the special glass ones (tempered etc). They are very smooth and slippery and very hygienic - easy to clean and keep clean. Blushing.

Coming in 2016: Unhappy Ending

A+ work, friend.

It’s a special kind of glass. Sturdy, safe. Especially made with it’s use in mind.

I’m willing to bet an entire classroom of people launching dildoes in self-defense would be quite a distraction for a gunman. That’s gotta buy a few critical split-seconds, no?

Really? I assumed if you type dildo + any other word you will get some type of relevant image. For instance I just typed dildo elephant and got this:

*sigh* Why do I know this*...

Well I am hoping the glass would be way sturdier than that. But the picture you have painted makes me want to destroy every glass dildo in existence.

If he brings a dildo, you bring a Hitachi wand! That’s the TEXAS way!!

Seeing the mass arrest of hundreds of brave souls carrying dildos would be about the best thing ever. Can you imagine CNN or, holy God, Fox News carrying that story. “Austin police today confiscated 34 butt plugs, 20 magic rabbits, and.....uh, uh.... 50 ten inch rubber black cocks. Next up, the weather and a great…