I knew I liked you.

The only place I’ve seen one in use was in a clothing store where the racks were all a little too close together. I took slight comfort from the difficulty the teenage girl was having making turns while riding it.

I hope so.

(I really thought I was going to come up empty handed on a search. But no... times 1,000)

I get that you people are prudes but really you have laws against dildo open carry? Are you also not allowed to eat bananas in public?

So I’m not saying I would “accidentally” knock that douchebag down. But I'm not NOT saying I would either.

material. Obviously

Jerk Off might work. Double meaning!

Ooh, I wanna play this game. I’m thinking - that song on her album about the paparazzi? I Know Places? She’ll release it a single to make it about this Calvin Harris breakup and kind of put it on the media and “lack of privacy” and then make a music video with a dude who looks like that white fuckboi

Material?

I am curious how she’s going to write a hand job into a song. And what will the title be? Maybe The Moment I Knew (You Got a Hand Job From a Masseuse).

Been wanting to use this gif for ages. Thank you!

4th try: Egg, muffin and avocado were perfect, but it took so long she decided she was in the mood for a fried egg.

She really is the Elizabeth Taylor of musicians.

Slightly OT, but I knew two girls in high school when this show was on, and they SWORE it was real. Like, the cameras just came in and filmed them (obviously this was before reality tv, so the idea seemed that much more bizarre to me). The got really defensive about it.

Yeah, I’ve seen them in public. And I thought those sneakers with wheels were bad...

Motorised wheelchairs are allowed for the safety of the individual I imagine. Bikes aren’t allowed, Segway’s have never been allowed, its walking or wheelchairs only.

B-b-but then how will people know how cool I am??

motorized wheelchairs are generally a: Easier to control, b: slower, and c: exist for a valid reason.

for the last time,