I apologize for not bothering to watch whatever YouTube crap that is. I’d like to think I’ve already resigned myself reading your crap as it is, which is always with me. From here on out, I aim to close my thermos’ lid correctly. I am truly sorry.

I apologize for not passing the voight-kampff test. I’d like to think I’ve already resigned myself to more arrogant blather from D. Walker, which is always with me. From here on out, I aim to close my thermos’ lid correctly. I am truly sorry.

I apologize for not telling you whether or not I’m happy with my life. I’d like to think I’ve already resigned myself to another tedious response, which is always with me. From here on out, I aim to close my thermos’ lid correctly. I am truly sorry.

I apologize for not fooling or amusing anyone. I’d like to think I’ve already resigned myself to nobody wishing me ill, which is always with me. From here on out, I aim to close my thermos’ lid correctly. I am truly sorry.

I apologize for making a negative post about Nintendo. I’d like to think I’ve already resigned myself to not seeing responses, which is always with me. From here on out, I aim to close my thermos’ lid correctly. I am truly sorry.

I apologize for hurting Nintendo’s feelings.

“Dear kid,

Keep on raging against that machine. You’re still the worst.

Yes, being promiscuous and having sex are the same thing.

Which wise man? I’m pretty sure being on the side of the majority is what gets you the things you want in a democratic society. Doesn’t sound very wise to me at all.

“All the kids” are having sex too. Better not do that.

Sometimes the “stupid masses” like something because it's good.

I don’t know... what do you expect him to say at the convention where he’s giving a speech, “this sucks, you’re all morons for working on it?” I think he was being kind without committing to anything, which is what politics is all about.

I love your drawings, but I would imagine such a world would favor, like in our world, four-wheeled carriages for the bodies. It’s just safer.

So basically this.

Or talked to pigeons...

No. He’s a friend. A very good one who has done a lot for me.

What I love is they think he could do all this magical shit when he had never even heard of a transistor, let alone a microchip.

It’s basically never not funny.

And plants. Tunguska looks pretty much like any other piece of Siberia after a little more than a century.