Oh come on. Your mother was probably impressed. Or at least pretended she was.

Hahaha no one is EVER impressed

I read Roots when I was 9.

that is a very unconventional Southern accent

The “Atlantic Slave Trade” brought SLAVES to America. Aka property. They were not “working.” They were ENSLAVED. To say anything else is a lie.

“Enslaved people.”

Umm... slaves. Yep. Slaves would work.

Slaves, perhaps?

Slavery? Don’t you mean “secure employment”?

Was this a “new” textbook? Didn’t Texas Board of Education mandate a more pro-America curriculum that downplayed the evils of slavery and treatment of Native American Indians?

Another good point, well made. Ha!

I’m halfway torn between “this has got to be a hoax/some sort of publicity stunt because nobody could be this oblivious” and “it’s amazing how easily people believe their own bullshit when they’re blinded by the dollar signs in their eyes.”

I kinda hope it still is.

Oooh I would love that

So they don’t think that the internet is an endless torrent of anonymous hate streaming from behind a billion computer screens, even while they are bombarded by anonymous hate sent from a billion computer screens.

I just assumed that Peeple was viral marketing for season 3 of Silicon Valley.

There will need to be a equal rights amendment first.

Lilith fair is not like "Ladies Nite" at a bar.