i’m a heterosexual woman and i want to see them too

*hork*

Wow. Even your fantasies are lame.

Yeah, but does it have wings?

So did he put the sticky side on his face or somehow tie it on with the absorbent side towards his face?

Yeah they are not exclusive circumstances. I’m just saying...replying to a troll with something further objectifying is kind of pointless.

If so, I’m in the same boat as you. Or should I say the same maxi pad

I just....

I’m a straight woman and I still enjoy seeing a nice pair of breasts.

Is it bad my first thought is I could plan a better robbery?

I’m sure many can appreciate their aesthetic beauty without being sexually attracted to said beauty.

Unrelated, but I got to see The Martian last night and am still excited about it. Plus there was a naked butt scene.

I flash and moon pretty often but I wouldn’t do it in a film. There is a big difference in quickly flashing in the moment and doing a scene in a film which will take quite a while.

Omg, Helen Mirren and Alan Cumming together = charmsplosion

Mr. Who always messes with me when I’m applying. He waits until I start and then strikes up a conversation because he knows I can’t talk and apply at the same time. Butthead.

Sadly, my very first memory of my life involves me stepping on a bee in our yard.

What Arken said. You shouldn’t read about it, because it’s awful. But given the recent NYT coverage, I think it’s important to state that it was truly the most haunting and most horrifying element of service in Afghanistan, by far. And that included, for my brother, hearing a close friend scream as an IED took both…

I find there’s a real thing among millennials for these finger-pointing diatribes, always addressed to some “you” so that when you read them you automatically start to feel accused and resentful. Social media seems to have created an insufferably self-righteous generation of people desperately keen for something to…