No, “Everything happens for a reason” people are the WORST people. I agree with the rest of your list though.

This comment almost made the ones I had to read to get to it worth it.

Locking you in a closet for an hour is much worse that making you write a book report on sports. I would have not forgiven him either. And I probably would have been harsher with him than you were. I can forgive someone for making a poor judgement but evil doesn’t deserve redemption.

I have two Weimaraners who are theoretically trained, but in practice strain to get that squirrel—no, that bird, no, no that... We walk for an hour every morning, and I have to have a leash with a padded type loop—leather that is folded and stitched, or a nylon one that has a padding. Leashes that are like that are…

This is why I never go out.

Well, his brother and his nephew both.

I thought you were, but I wanted to be sure that you knew I was on the ladies’ side, too.

That is the look of a man who has seen some shit.

I just find it funny that the Queen is making him shave it. As if beards are somehow an unknown quantity among British royalty.

Seriously? That’s the reply you got? Geez.

You know, in some of these pictures he looks an awful lot like his father.

No one ever tells you. It’s like a really petty Kafka play.

No black laughter EVER.

Terror organizations are never as dedicated to their religion as they let on. They use their religion as an excuse for behavior that is universally abhorred. This seems to be both the perpetrator’s motive and method—his lack of religion drove him to single out the faithful.

I am many confuse, because I love all your posts...hopefully an honest mistake? Half the commentariat would be gone for off topic posts.

I was joking. Because you don’t really need time to produce pics these days.

wouldn’t the zipper teeth be like penis nightmare fuel??

No joke, my grandmother once gave me a red lingerie set with a gorgeous bra (which I wore for many years) and panties with a zipper... there. Right where this pair has an opening. I was 14.

yes?? who gets loud and obnoxious while drinking wine on a train??

Some people have a stick so far up their own ass... I mean yes. Some people are also offended by other people having fun too loudly.