I’m Jewish and I’m cool with memorials to Dr. King, especially if they piss off old racist assholes like these assholes, so... I guess the answer is yes, that’s what he means.

What? You didn’t learn about Michael Lucas King’s famous “I Dreamed Something Last Night and You Guys Won’t Believe How Crazy It Was!” speech in school?

Sherman, you clearly half-assed that job you were given.

It’s interesting that you think I’m going to explain anything to you when you’ve been nothing but hostile to me and when I wasn’t talking to you in the first place.

That was exactly what Elvis responded the first time someone said he invented Rock and Roll.

I hope they took the adult diapers and nipple band-aids off first. Marathons are no fun when it comes to bodily fluids (or so I’m told, I doubt I could run a mile).

Too bad that’s not my ‘logic’...

So you’re saying that laughing at her comedy, which literally hurts no one physically, is the same as laughing at someone intentionally hurting children?

Seeing them take away the Ten Commandments statue from the Oklahoma capitol thanks to the Satanists was almost as enjoyable as it would have been to see the Baphomet statue placed next to it.

I would have a hard time not responding, “did you figure out the answer before or after you gave him the blowjob?”

That’s terrible, but it made me think... what if all these people who wore them had little pull-out handles on their backs and you could put on roller skates and have them tow you around? I might change my mind about them...

It’s starting to sound like I’m in the minority who doesn’t.

To be fair, when you live in a small town like I do, Walmart is often your only choice when it comes to buying a lot of things and it isn’t really in a place you can walk to... but that doesn’t excuse him from just walking from the point after he parks his car like a normal person.

“Never gonna give you up” has a whole different meaning when it comes to zombies...

Over 20 years ago, sometime when I was in high school, a good friend of mine who was essentially groomed into a relationship with an adult substitute teacher and ended up losing her virginity with him. The asshole didn’t wear a condom, of course. She was really scared she was pregnant and wanted to get a test to find…

They call marijuana a sacrament. That’s something this atheist can get down with.

I’d love to know what lies they tell about Plan B...

Because, again, you’re literally the only person talking about that subject... so if you don’t want it mentioned, don’t mention it.

That clearly should be called a Dildelephant.

I think you’re right, but this is just the beginning. Wait until someone asserts their religious right to look at pornography at work or smoke inside the building.