Twice now, I have seen this fucker with one of those at a Walmart get out of his car, ride it not just through the parking lot, but inside the Walmart and all around it at top speed while wearing headphones, totally oblivious to the world around him. I keep waiting for him to run over a child and (obviously for…

Biting what?

Alt is also an active member in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

And I’m pretty sure they aren’t supposed to shatter the bat.

I didn’t need any teaching to know that I contribute nothing and make everything worse.

Well that, and also... “in a few generations the Huxtables will have been just a fairytale.”

Yeah, I learned a long time ago that there’s nothing about me to admire or care about.

“Just remember, Consuela or Inez or whatever your name is: as nanny to little Jaysin-Brysenn, you are required to remain two paces behind me at all times when I am in public with him or I’m docking your pay.”

She makes me laugh. Why do you think that isn’t enough?

I was thinking bat-jammies, but that’s better.

That guy’s pretty chill about being eaten by a giant frog.

I wouldn’t know. Human interaction is something I’m only vaguely familiar with in the first place.

I don’t get it either, but that’s probably because it’s for people who like themselves and thinks other people would give a shit about their mundane lives.

On the other hand, if teachers were armed, I probably would have been dead by 18, so there are merits to the idea.

Counterpoint to CSPI: Salt is delicious.

Perez Hilton is a horrible person and I hope karma catches up with him someday, but this is just bullshit and I have little doubt it’s being spread by people who want to perpetuate the disgusting myth that homosexuals are pedophiles.

Not for much longer. And then you and your friends can all throw a big party.

“Where in the World is Liam Neeson’s Daughter?”

What We Do in the Shadows was funny, but it felt more like a long TV pilot than a movie.