She turned me into a downward dog!

Nothing vague about it. And the only way I am spreading misery is if you allow yourself to be made miserable. I have no control over that.

This would feel like a much more formidable board game opponent if I didn’t know you could defeat it with a taut vine.

Someone here certainly is.

I had this discussion with someone elsewhere. This is a matter of proportion. Around 0.3% of the population identify as transgender. That’s around 700,000 people. The percentage of Americans as a whole getting murdered every year is 0.000045%. I’ll let you do the math yourself, but 21 out of 7000,000 is more than…

It’s almost as if I was explaining the meaning behind his words.

His base constituency.

I just know it’s going to happen, it always happens... social conservatives are going to claim that pedophile ‘turned’ Lance Bass gay as part of the ‘gay agenda.’

I wish I was making this up. I can’t even...

Don’t worry. I’ll be gone soon.

He’s saying, “don’t you worry your pretty little head, the menfolk are asking questions.”

Feel free to follow the discussion I am having with MarmaladeTeardrops. You’ll be very happy.

I really want to make a Yoko Ono Teaches Word Problems video now.

And then what, Yoko? AND THEN WHAT?!

I hear he called it Mamie’s Boy.

Unlike Justin Bieber, Lenny Kravitz is super chill.

So much for hoping it would look like a cool African animal or something. Sigh...

When you’ve already willingly urinated into a mop bucket on video, I think you’ve already signed off on the idea that people might eventually see your penis.