I can’t say for certain, but I think if my wife had said out loud to me from the other room, “I’ve just seen Justin Bieber’s dick,” my response would likely be, “was it everything you’d hoped for?”

Can I get one that lights up whenever other human beings are there so I can make sure I don’t have to be around them?

See... here’s the reason why nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, you can ever say to me will ever hurt me:

with all that entitled rage and misogyny you love to shove down commenters’ throats. imagine I have even though that’s completely untrue.

Incidentally, implying I should shoot myself? Classy.

Well all I can do is say that was not in any way my intention. Unfortunately, some other people don’t seem to think that’s enough. Hopefully you will.

You’re not sorry and wow, this picture of me you have in your head is so completely not me in any way that all I can do is laugh at you.

There’s video. You can’t see her raising her hand in the beginning, but you can hear his smarmy asshole response:

This, of course, begs the question: Why don’t you have any Taylor Swift tickets?

Stay strong. I wish there was more I could give you than moral support.

If you say to me “I can run the mile in under a minute” and I say “I’m skeptical,” or “I’m taking that with a big grain of salt,” that doesn’t mean “you’re lying,” it means, “I can’t just take you at your word, I’d have to see you do it.”

21 more than it should be.

Philly is also where a hitchhiking robot that crossed both Germany and Canada successfully thanks to good samaritans got vandalized and wrecked.

I believe this is, tragically, the 20th murder of a trans person this year. That is simply insane.

Yeah, you might have missed the whole mental illness thing despite your obsession with me. Believe me, there is absolutely nothing you could say about me that would be worse than what I think of myself.

I understand that, but they don’t really use logic in their arguments. They’ll just point to a Democrat and a black man who “committed voter fraud” as “proof.”

The NRA might not care. The racist right-wing media would lose its shit just like Reagan did in the 70s.

Well at least she has a thigh gap, am I right?

I think exceptions could and should be made. This woman is clearly not getting the support she is supposed to be getting from her sorority.