“I enjoy being an asshole to complete strangers.”

Just so’s ya know, domestic pigs were not created by Mother Nature either. We just manipulated their genes via thousands of years of selective breeding, which is why pigs on farms look like this-

For some reason, people have this idea that Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pigs stay as small as they are when they’re juveniles and it’s created this myth about them, but they can get pretty damn big.

I can’t wait to find out what horrendous health problems they have due to a lack of genetic diversity.

I sense lies in your words.

Why the ever-living fuck would I answer any questions of an asshole who lies about me cheating on my wife?

What part of “go fuck yourself” was unclear to you?

Hey, remember when I said go fuck yourself for implying that? Also go fuck yourself for saying I ever would. I’m 38 years old. I started dating my wife when I was 16. We have been living together since we were 18. We’ve been married for 15 years. There will never, ever be another woman who could possibly measure up to…

Well, thanks for making rude false accusations about me when I never would have dreamed of doing the same to you. That was really called for, especially when the very first words in my initial post were, “I don’t know... I’ve never been in this situation”

Okay, you go ahead and pretend I had some secret agenda and didn’t just google the words ‘Captain Marvel’ and click on the first picture. Because I’m desperate to win a nerd argument about a comic book movie that isn’t even being made.

I don’t see how stealing $2000 is equivalent to cheating on a spouse.

Dude, it was literally the first image that came up. Believe it or not, I have better things to do than scour Google for proper Captain Marvel pictures to satisfy you.

I’m not saying she’s weak or anything, I’m just saying she’s not buff like Ronda Rousey is.

You can keep replying to me all you like and I’ll still never read it. Thanks, Adblock!

Again not interested. Again didn’t read.

Didn’t read. Still don’t care.

There was going to be a Stretch Armstrong movie at one point too, sadly enough.

Captain Marvel isn’t especially buff either. If Ronda Rousey can act, she’d make a better Wonder Woman.

Not interested. Didn’t read.

Didn’t read. Don’t care.