And now mocking suicide. You really are such a likable person.

What?! If people aren’t two-dimensional puppets for me to project my opinions on to, how will I know what to declare?!

Once again, sounds plausible.

Yes, and I said in my initial post that she has free agency to do whatever she wants, so I still have no idea what your problem is.

Okay, well if you want to pretend I’m being intentionally obtuse instead of really not understanding what your issue is with my post, you go ahead and do that. It certainly takes far less effort than explaining it to me.

Sounds plausible.

The best part is the part where they said he first looked through the window without it on his face. Did he think it was one-way glass or did he think that the pad on his face would hide his clothing and build too?

Oh I wouldn’t say that...

He wouldn’t necessarily have to tie it on... maybe he was excessively sweaty.

Can I suggest ‘ladyboat’ as a good nickname for maxi pads?

I’m calling the FBI right now.

Well, I mean it was only objectifying in the crudest sense... People attracted to X person probably find X person’s attribute attractive isn’t exactly reinforcing sexual norms.

Considering I’m a happily married heterosexual male, I have a feeling I could handle you.

Hey, I didn’t say straight women wouldn’t want to see Dame Helen Mirren’s pleasure pillows too. Until now, they were for the world!

How about we see a photo of you so we can judge what you have to offer the world physically?

I don’t normally find Bill Maher especially funny, but when he said, “Matt Damon discovered water on Mars this week,” it gave me a chuckle.

See, it went like this... before he decided to rob the place, he decided to watch Kim Davis give a press conference and you try going through with a robbery when you’re bleeding from the eyes.

I’m sure they can, but he asked who wanted to see them, not who would appreciate them if they saw them.

You’re so charitable.

So... it was offensive to say that Helen Mirren has been flashing her breasts for the cameras for years, up to very recently and now saying that, “My pleasure pillows are purely for my husband now.” is a 180?