I thought I asked you to wait.

Look at them. Would you want to talk to any of them?

I’m so sorry.

I went to an L.A. Dodgers game once. The only thing that kept me awake was the fact that there was a player named Milton Bradley and I was able to make board game-related puns in a sportscaster voice.

I’m not sure if I care that you’re sorry. I’m going to go check. Wait here. If I’m not back in an hour, wait another hour.

Yeah, well baseball is duller than pig shit. What else is there to do?

Mm. Yes. Qualified. Not just able to observe.

These double replies to me are definite proof that you are behaving in a calm and rational manner.

You’re nowhere near as clever as you seem to think you are.

It’s almost as if I have no interest in living up to your expectations, isn’t it?

Yes, I can tell how calm you are.

I’ve said this to several people who are still going after him and not gotten a satisfactory answer: Let’s say they’re right, that this is some sort of juvenile delinquent who made a fake bomb to get attention and ended up fooling people into getting to do a bunch of fun stuff. Let’s just say all that really is true-…

No, not even close. I just get itchy around cat-owners who have dander on them. I think a lot of it falls off over the course of the day. But if there’s a cat who’s been in the room recently, or on someone’s lap recently, no, I don’t go near them.

It looks like you can, in fact, go after someone for encouraging your allergies/asthma in a store, but it looks like it has to be reported, investigated, etc. so I’m guessing it generally isn’t done.

That picture leads me to questions, because Claire looks like she’s out of high school, but their father has his hands on their mother... DOES THAT MEAN THAT DAD’S GHOST WAS REAL?!?!?!

Obligatory...

As far as I know, keeping a pet in a store does not violate the Americans With Disabilities Act, so no.

Sometimes. I work from home though, so it’s not that much of an issue. (So lonely)

You kind of want to avoid fallibility when pleasing your deity is the issue...

Did anyone say it was surprising?