bloomtownrat
Bloomtownrat
bloomtownrat

Homicidal Maniac Drinks, Fucks Alot

Votes Sanders.

Alternate headline: “Dipshit picks fight with pro athlete, loses.”

Sounds like it saved the NFL up to $4 million. So settlement is helping the people  it was intended to help - the NFL.

As funny as the spineless jokes are, Paul Ryan didn’t kowtow to Trump because he was a spineless coward. He did it because he knew that Trump could only be the useful idiot he needed to get his agenda passed if he was constantly placated. Keeping Trump’s ego nice and plump was simply a necessary precondition to

It’s hard to imagine what Lovullo could’ve said that would’ve been more offensive to Molina than to Timmons

I’m kinda curious how he connected “First Nation people protesting a racist caricature” with Marx and Trotsky. Something tells me dude took—and passed with a C/D—a single Philosophy course at college before failing the fuck out due to lack of aptitude.

there was a disclaimer on the video that it contained mature content. I must have missed that. All I saw were immature, bigoted idiots.

The Cleveland Spiders had the worst record in the history of baseball, 20-134, and I still feel better about wearing that logo than Wahoo. I can’t wait til it’s finally gone.

America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.

You have to admire their staunch opposition to changing tradition. They’re even going to go as far as not winning a World Series for the 70th season in a row.

I mean, sure it looks bad but we should really wait for the New York Times to interview these people to see if they’re sad about a steel mill closing.

The Curse of the Klanbino?

Johnny Unitas, now there’s a haircut you could set your watch to

I guffawed pretty hard at “tire blowout”

I’m pretty sure this is Canada’s version of lying in state.

Now who’s laughing?

It’s ok he was just gonna use an old selfie at a random Pacers game for the Twitter post anyways.

Well said. I think our language seems inadequate for what was visited upon us.

It was like she was trying to fuck the national anthem.