I avoided the Rio Olympics like Bob McCown avoids forming complete thoughts without massive pregnant pauses.

Other than the number of World Cups won, you can hardly tell them apart.

From: Gordon McKenzie (g.mac@outlook.ca)

Admit it, you’re just angling for the most polite, grammatically correct, and boring Dead Letters post in history.

Shut down their online sports radio station midshow? Why couldn’t it have happened to Francesa?

This is the only time I can recall seeing Deer on the field not strike out.

Fun times in Cleveland again! (Still Cleveland!)

Barry Trotz is putting his neck on the line with the Isles down 2-0 going on the road.

The Islanders’ Best Hope Against The Hurricanes Is A War Of Attrition 

Chris Paul ALSO kicked out on his shot that he got T’d up for. They do this on purpose, and rewarding them for it is ridiculous.

Yeah nope they could hit Harden over the head with a steel chair and I wouldn’t give a fuck

You mentioned uncalled closeout fouls and then show two videos of Harden moving forward into the defender’s space during the shot. How can a defender be jumping into Harden’s space when he himself is closing the gap?

The officiating in this game made it damn near unwatchable, and not because of how bad it was, but due to how Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy somehow managed to reach an entirely new level of annoying because of it.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

Now they have a castrato who can hit the high notes during the anthem.

Has anyone considered what the batter’s walk-up music was? If it was Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine, then it’s very possible that the rhythm did indeed get Godley…

Shifting underwear out of butt crack. We’ve all been there.

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

The Rave-Ups - Positively Lost Me

As a Dad, this really bothers me on a visceral level. Who WOULDN’T want to spend time with your kid?!? He’s YOUR KID. This will definitely impact them since “Dad doesn’t seem to care” which in turn will influence their parenting style which perpetuates this indifference.