1. Is she trying to seduce America?

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

“Former Vet,” unless he has also been a once-but-no-longer-practicing-Veterinarian, is an oxymoron- veteran means someone who has done something in the past; you can never stop being a veteran of something you were a veteran in the past. If you want two words you could say Military/Army veteran, or “Former US Army…

I’m struggling to understand why you’ve come forward too, and I’m wondering if your leg is seeking fame. This dog is such a good, well-liked pooch in his community, why would he risk it for the likes of your leg? To be blunt, this dog can hump any leg he wants, 9s or 10s, believe me, your leg wouldn’t be his first…

It’s been very hard for me to come forward because this dog is well liked in the community. While it seems like everyone knew about his behaviour, they were all still saying, “What a good boy,” or “He’s such a good boy.” It doesn’t surprise me to learn that people would focus on what I was wearing instead of the real…

Your dog once lured me in under the false pretences of giving him a belly rub, then proceeded to hump my leg. With vigor.

I’ve also read the old guy said “respect.” Either way, you’re an idiot punch another person at a sporting event, concert of any other place where there are a bunch of witness and cameras. Unless he’s wearing a Trump shirt. Then, by all means, have at him.