Now that i think about it, forget the following orders part of what i wrote

Dumb ass, why did you not just leave when they asked you to? Like, the first five times should have been enough.

“Fuuuuuuuuck why me, dude” says Jordan Zimmerman prematurely (around 1:05 & 2:07), after serving up an obvious extra-base hit that would wreck his quest for a no-hitter with 2 out in the 9th inning of the last game of the season.

>SPOILER ALERT<

Haha! That evolutionary leap should lift you out of the gray swamp, if only for a day. Even AL pitchers get on base once in a while.

Doesn’t leave many alternatives. Happy Easter.

“Hang onto this ball, son, if you can.”

Well I guess that confirms it, there’s no way you get back into heaven if you get kicked out.

"a" and "o" ?

''I've never liked a European lager. ''

Heineken and Amstel Light are "European lagers" in the same way that Taco Bell is "Mexican food."

Excuse me.

Holy shit! You're a beer cunt! We get it! Post it in some Bostonian circlejerk of Jezebel! Fuck you!

I can't help nut laugh over someone who would actually write a post claiming all European Lagers suck based on Amstel Light and Heineken. If you even understood the basic facts of beer making in Europe you would understand that virtually every city/town/ and even some villages throughout mid-Europe all brew their own…

It is always a delight to read Will's work, and the douchebag privilege stuff is very familiar. I attended Privileged Canadian Douchebag University in large measure because it happened to be located in my hometown and it seemed to be silly to leave town just to avoid it. Seemed silly until I got there.

I'm sitting here thinking about all the beers I've had in weird places around the world, and how much "impotent, hypocritical jealous rage" that apparently causes Will Gordon to feel.

It has to be better than the Aass............

How do you usually indicate your beer preference? Do the bars you frequent provide Denny's-like menus so the drunks can point?

Can't believe no one has mentioned Krusovice. We get it here in Canada. By and far the best Czech beer if not one of the best of all time.

Its not. Will's either lazy or facetious.