Hahahaaa! How about when you get the trots from drinking beer?

haha nice.

What’s it sound like? Hopefully not like the sentence you quoted.

Yep, exactly right. FT 1, Will whatever.

Good point.

Bingo! Good call.

Amphibious pitching has been extinct since the days when Goose Gossage relieved Catfish Hunter.

I believe it’s “.... rubbed his toad.”

Good explanation.

The first sentence very nicely captures what’s rotten at the top of FIFA.

Why don’t you toss in a can of spray foam crack sealer (or spray cheese, if you prefer) and a razor while you’re at it? For god’s sake....

+2 That is pretty funy.

Nonsense! You’ve treated your tonsils and spoiled your spirit with liquids distinguishable from diluted cat piss.

Not that anyone cares, but if you’re such a proud individualist slug, why, oh why, are you making the enormous effort to read and comment on this stuff?

Thank you.

Aha.

What, no charitable laundromats?

Uh-oh. Curveballs in those rules, too?

As reported by witnesses (including a police officer) in the police report, he hit a car carrying a pregnant woman, ran away, came back to grab some cash, which he stuffed in his pants, and ran away again, leaving behind a filled marijuana pipe and a pregnant woman with a broken arm.

That’s exactly what he’s equipped for. But I don’t want to see it.