I much prefer ‘Harmegheddon’ to ‘Megxit’ and ‘AMarklelypse’, as it puts ownership for the decision on both parties.

Do the hair sticks count if they were actual hair ornaments and not chopsticks?

Ohio and Pennsylvania are not actually the same state.

Bumble is bad.

Always amazed when makeup tutorials claim a look that took 15 minutes to produce is “natural”. Girl/Boy/Them, no. Nothing about you looks natural.

I was deeply, deeply in love with the Cat Who series when I was in junior high and high school. Maybe I should pick one up for the upcoming holiday. Thanks for the reminder!

Possibly the best video of the song

Honestly, sometimes I think it’s just because someone thinks it’ll be funny or they get off on harassing people. Flying back from Birmingham, they selected us, parents with two small kids, and proceeded to open our suitcases and dump everything out on a stainless steel table, prod through every article of clothing…

Random selection?

I’ve never had a 4S but I’ve been pulled aside a disturbing number of times to have my hands swabbed for residue. I’ve never understood that one.

Most loans today are direct from the federal government. That being said, people can still take out private loans (usually parents for their kids) and there’s a LOT of outstanding debt in private company hands still hanging around because it was taken out before the switch to direct loans. Also, Sallie Mae doesn’t…

Because the current alternatives are worse and “Medicare for all” sounds more politically palatable than “fuck this shit let’s start over with an NHS” which is what y’all actually want and need.

Thank you for this. “No more deportations” is so far from a reasonable demand of a candidate right now.

With all due respect, why does that matter and why are your bringing this here? This article isn’t about Michael’s children, so there’s no reason to parse their parentage. Further, even if the truth is that they were adopted from pure Aryan breeding stock hidden away in a hermetically sealed utopian biodome, they’re…

I knew Tyra Banks out of this list.

I’m very ok with that being the only one I know.

It’s annoying because those early states will just move their election even earlier, because they rightfully understand that no one in the entire nation gives a shit about them until the presidential election comes to town. They even have provisions to automatically move up their date if another states dares to…

I finally have thoughts about a Dirt Bag post because usually I don’t know who anyone is:

The dress and shoes looks like she plucked them from a Goodwill on her way home.

At my last job, our “rewards” for meeting certain goals were balloons and Dollar Store trinkets. At one point I actually did say, “I’m 33 - could I just have the dollar? I haven’t played with balloons since I was like 8.”

In the immortal words of Journey...