His writing is pretty awful. Ariana Grande seems to be barely literate too. Is this the result of them not going to school because they were working child stars?

I’m getting shades of Allison Williams, too, who’s so perfect for that dark WASPy stuff.

I think he’s fantastic in Social Network, where he both leans into his persona (a “rock star” programmer played by a literal music star) and away from it (I love the scene where the cops ask if he has drugs, and its his asthma inhaler). He’s also good in Inside Llewellyn Davis, though that isn’t a huge or super…

Absofuckinglutely not. Hanging a big toe (the worst toe) out there, like a fat grubworm, is just asking to have wild birds attack your feet.

By gods, I hope that’s the podium order as well. I’d like to see Biden get ripped RIGHT in half.

My god yes. Go you! The amount of men with learned helplessness regarding housework is truly depressing. “But you’re just better at it.” or “I don’t do it right” or “I don’t know what to do, just tell me what to do and I’ll do it” are things I’ve heard so many times from men. Well, how do you think I learned how to do…

Loving the choice to use a header pic from 2009.

I do think it’s true that much of the world has yet to adapt to technology and its efficiencies. I’m 36 and have had a handful of different jobs in my professional post-college career. They have all had their busy times, but none have kept me busy for 40 hours per week on a consistent basis. There are some weeks where…

how many of them were helped financially by their parents? everyone i know around my age who has bought a house (I’m 31) was helped by their parents. I am in California though

Hi Maria! I really love your stuff. I really want to highlight the stark contrast between this article and literally any article discussing Taylor Swift, tho. Not the first one to bring it up. If you snark on one, snark on them all (this boy’s entire career is based off David Bowie- so unoriginal. Oh wait, he did like…

Does anybody else think that Sofia and Kourtney look alike? Like, a lot of the same facial features/shapes of their features? I dunno it all creeps me out like a motherfucker but that part esp creeps me out and it’s all so cringey, goodness gracious

Yeah, flowers are for when your going over to someone’s house, no one wants to carry that around.

The name Chad. Never met a Chad that was worth any amount of time. Continue to swipe left on all Chads without reading a single thing about them.

Have we verified whether or not these are American made or is it safe to assume she took her hypocrisy to China? 

My daughter just wrapped up a week of Fashion Art camp. They learned basic sewing, and the goal was to recycle old clothes into new fashion.

I mean, let’s not lose sight of the fact that the lawsuit is not because she watched Friends, but because she embezzled.

That discomfort may be a feature, not a bug. If the chairs are uncomfortable, you won’t linger at the table as long and they can seat the next party.

That necklace is fugly.

There are few things I know, but one of them is this: Waterworld started with Kevin Costner peeing into a cup.

The thing about that shot, Kybella, is that it’s more expensive and invasive than people realize. The injection process actually involves something like 20-40 quick shots spread in grid over the double chin treatment area, spaced about a centimeter apart. You’ll have intense swelling, bruising and discomfort for up to…