Read the fucking article, idiot. You should have gotten a brand new Birkin. Way better investment than a BMW.

Remember the republican motto: If you don’t have a live in nanny to tend your kids 24/7, you’re doing it wrong. But they don’t think women are suppose to work anyway I don’t think, so I may have their line wrong.

Cameron Diaz is not in Hitch. The main blond girl in Hitch is former supermodel Amber Valletta, who ridiculously hooks up with the schlubby Kevin James.

Not having a sorority house has its downsides (trying to find campus rooms to have meetings, recruitment, initiation, etc.), but I think not having a house made my sorority experience much better than it would have been otherwise. I might like some people on a social level, but know that if I lived with them I’d…

And why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower, but otherwise not wear pants?

I lived in a 1930s studio that had a coal bin in the kitchen. We had a pull down ironing board and a little cubby for the old-school iron, too.

I know we’re supposed to be looking at Kourtney’s ass in that photo but goddamn, I’m so jealous of her hair.

I thought Alyssa was Kris Jenner for a sec...honey, no.

To be fair, Blago was a state-wide failure, not just a Chicago one.

My mom had a hysterectomy in her late 40’s but I was long gone by then. Didn’t have to deal with that, luckily.

“suggested the rise in cases of sexually transmitted infections could be attributed to social media and dating apps.”

Perhaps such ventures should be heavily encouraged/required to have a certain percentage of contraception/safe sex advertisements?

It doesn’t sound like they couldn’t afford to have children though; just that they couldn’t afford to have one of the parents out of work.

Nope you aren’t always notified of a recall at least one woman interviewed wasn’t notified until after she gave birth. Hard to use extra protection then to prevent anything.

‘First place in that regard belongs to Pablo Picasso’s “Women of Algiers (Version O)”, which sold for $179.4 million at Christie’s in May of this year.’

Gatsby’s parties do some pretty epic though. They definitely didn’t work out for him, but being a random guest partying it up wouldn’t have been the worst thing ever.

As someone who has read multiple biographies of Zelda, Scott was a terrible fucking person. None of his books contain sympathetic characters, likely because he was such a narcissistic asshole.

The dreams of not going to a class the entire semester and then having to take a final never stop. I’m 15 years out and still get them regularly. It’s usually an English class. Since I have degrees in both computer science and mechanical engineering, I placed little value on the required English classes, that I often…

I remember actually liking father-daughter dances when I was little. Mine was done through girl scouts. And I least where I was, it wasn’t creepy purity shit or anything, it was just to get dads involved. I remember dancing on my dad’s feet and then spending part of the night playing with my friends.

holy boob scunch batman