I had an art teacher in college who was all about hidden dicks in art but found anything overly-vaginal to be repulsive. As in she would take one glance at a student’s work, go “Ugh!” and move on in a critique.

Well of course that is still going on. If people can still blame vaccines for autism, by God will they hold on to this lie. We’ll be screaming “It was fake!” until we’re all in nursing homes and some other old fart down the hall will yell back “Nu-uh! There were videos!”

Screw that. You want the martyr title you have to earn it. Not one of these chuckleheads have been even curiously nibbled on by a lion or struck with so much as a nerf dart. Prove to me you mean it, assholes.

Oh FFS sake, CDC, just go ahead and say it:

Waaaay ahead of you.

Help me out here - dental screenings? I get the vision and hearing ones, but there are schools doing dental screenings?

Really? I was in the Chicago suburbs too and every school after elementary did not have a nurse. I remember my high school even having a nurse’s office, but you could see through the window that the lights were off and it was being used to store boxes of old files.

I don’t think scolding women for having a sense of stranger danger on an article about a stranger killing a woman is half as “constructive” as you seem to think it is. I’m not even too sure that you’re trying to be constructive at all. If you were, “how do I help?” might have come up by now.

And of course, on the chance that a dude DID attack you, if someone can find any reason at all to blame you for it they will. So on top of “I don’t want to be attacked” there’s also “and I have to make sure that I’m not doing anything to make an attack my fault. Was I walking fast enough? Did I do anything that would…

I kept waiting for you to get the point of how terrifying it would be for a strange man to follow you for blocks on end all the way back to the same building in a strange place as you, and for you to go “Damn you, patriarchy!” but instead you got pissed at HER.