I hereby propose that we start an Internet Rumor that Dan Snyder is courting Dabo Swinney. There’s no downside. Either:

I’m assuming that there is some difference in what he gets paid if he quits versus if he gets fired, and if so, I hope he stays until Snyder fires him. I hope he stops fucking even trying (which it appears he very well may have, asked today what his plan at QB was for Sunday, against the best team in the league, he…

I’m so excited to see who Dan Snyder tries to hire in the offseason. It’s going to be absolutely ridiculous. There’s always Bill Cowher, but that’s almost too boring. He’s going to call Urban Meyer. Could this be the time to bring Bobby Bowden into the fold? It very well could. Is Mark Rypien available? 

Bill Buckner, God rest his soul, cringed at that error.

Poor fucker probably missed a 43-yard field goal in practice.

I’ve mentioned before my weird hobby of watching decades-old NFL games on YouTube. Well, a couple days ago, I found myself rewatching Super Bowl XXIV and giggling like a small child at John Elway’s otherworldly futility in that game.

A reminder that the Broncos were rather recently Super Bowl champs with a stacked roster and one of the best defenses in the history of the sport. All they needed was a half-decent quarterback, Kaepernick wanted to go there, and Elway was willing to have him. But Elway insisted the Niners pay most of his salary…

He’s rich but Kirk still ends up a loser. No matter where he goes or how much money he has Kirk will still be despised and mocked forever by all the fans, gamblers, teammates, bosses, and fantasy players he’s screwed over. He’ll be 100 years old but limo drivers will still deliberately run over his feet and scream “You…

Woah woah woah, let pump the brakes on the whole “genius” thing.

The most mind-blowing thing about this is that the Redskins now look like geniuses for letting him go.

You also just more or less described the Bears. The only two teams in the division with good QBs are the Packers and the Lions, which have had issues with the running game and defense. This year, both of those teams look to have improved in those areas. Meanwhile, the Bears and Vikings have the best defenses, but are…

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan. Three years ago you thought you had the team to win it all. You had a ridiculous defense and an up-and-coming star at quarterback. Everything changes during one practice, forever altering the franchise. You lose said quarterback to a freak injury; one that almost costed him a limb. You…

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?

He’ll probably learn his lesson this time.

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

He’s got the porn name.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?