Hey, James Dolan. I am not a Knicks fan. Now Porzingis is in Dallas. And you won’t pay actual good basketball players.

Hey, you asshole Bruin fan. That seems redundant. Your team has been thugs and dickheads for years. Pulling out the “it’s too wough out here, pwease call things” gets no fucking air from most of us.

I want 6 or 7 games to. So they’d better win Monday. Cousins seems to have become far more important than they wanted him to be and just unable to be what they need. Minutes have gone 28, 20 and 15. It seems not because of injury or conditioning, but his inability to play properly. I do not fully understand what he is…

Thank you for finally taking up the mantle and writing about the coming series. Wish there was an article for last nights game. Damn. That’s lazy work from someone. Maybe everyone.

Perfect.

The Raptors have had years of bad to awful defense. Led by Casey, a defensive specialist, who was and is a bad coach. This years has shown growth and a willingness to be tougher than the past iterations. And it is a team that has a growing belief they can won this series. Champions are built on overcoming true…

*Vlade Divac lights cigarette*

Always assumed Bibby was a backseat driver.

In a perfect world Jimmy Buckets and Cousins go to the Knicks. And Hell literally freezes over. For Knicks fans. And not in the good way. As for the Lakers, what if no one worth it shows up to play with Lebron?

I am not a Knicks fan. There have been moments here and there where they were of interest. But they have been rare and the years long. How can a team play in the Mecca of the sport and keep being this sad? Reasons to hate owners runs from what owner are we talking about to what have they done now? As if their failures…

Been away from the Aussie Open for a few years. Final used to be at 1100 pm est Saturday night. Is it 330am Sunday now? What the hell if true? 

No. More trouble explaining means more dementia. Which means more money for more dementia.

Srsly?

Sent that quote to my son. He is still laughing.

Thank you, Mr. Jackson.

In the last 48 hours the Washington Reddeads picked up MLB Foster released by the 49ers due to drug, gun and woman beating problems. Which was explained by representative Doug Williams as something they did because someone else would have done it. 

This is outstanding. The kid has a gift for more than tennis. I want him to play a match knowing McEnroe is commenting. After an iffy call approach the high-tennis-chair-guy. And in a monotone voice say “You ... Cannot ... Be ... Serious?”

Thank you, Dr. Z.

This is the most amount of fucks Buffalo has been thrown since Thurman lost his helmet. 

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