Oh my god this is amazing. Wade back to Miami. Yes, these are the things that excite us Heat fans these days.

me too but also fuck you

Here begins the reign of the Mad King.

God I hate that they ever let you out of the greys.

will someone please take the controller out of dan gilbert’s hands?

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

If I was in a room with a Pats fan & an Eagles fan, and I had a gun with just one bullet, and I had to decide...

Cowboy fan.

Nah you guys are maybe bigger shitheads and I’d rather you never win one than Brady win one more.

No way! I use it on Grindr. What are the odds?

Grease Pole Conquered is my D&D Character Name.

Not so fast. There’s still Team Meteor.

You know, I love to drink, and I like to cheer on my team with a decent buzz. I don’t understand how people can get so liquored up hours before the big game. What’s the point?

Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?

Gronk Questionable to Return

And here I got all suspicious when my brother-in-law informed me he couldn’t hang out before the game today because he had to “go downtown and grease some poles.”

Would you stop reading my internet history to everyone please?

Gonna be an interesting day for squirrels.

Your average coach’s resume involves one-season stays at 4 or 5 different teams. Want to be a college head coach? You’ve gotta be assistant groundskeeper at East Temecula State for 1 season, cornerbacks videographer at Baba Booey College for 1 season, D-line coach at Houston Community College for 1 season, assistant…