This picture was my favorite thing of 2017:

Sean McDermott always knew that a white quarterback would get the Bills to the playoffs.

This might be ageism, but I genuinely don’t consider pre-SB era NFL to be the same league as what we’ve got now. I realize that Lombardi doesn’t exactly scream “New Age” either, but I’ve got to draw a line somewhere, and that’s where I put it. Maybe I should put it at the NFL/AFL merger, but that’s only a few years…

A friend once had to sit out some jail time in a county on the other side of the state. Another buddy of ours decided, on a whim, that he was going to go visit him in jail.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

On a run: the smallest sliver of football must touch the invisible world-spanning plane for it to be a touchdown.

This is fucked. I can’t even make a joke about this (I’m not good at that anyway). What kind of parent does this to his kids?

Man, their dad is a complete asshole, wow.

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

I hope the agent enjoys his ten percent off these contracts. And that he does not smoke all the cigs in one day.

“Green Bay owns the Browns.”

Adam Vinatieri is about to turn 45 years old.

Here’s the thing, I am a non-medical professional who doesn’t have years of experience around football and concussions. Yet within seconds I recognized it for what it was. An NFL team has a dozen guys watching tape, with headsets who clearly recognized it too. Any one of them could’ve radio’d to say “Hey, he’s hurt,…

The NFLs concussion protocols continue to be complete bullshit. Somebody, not on a team’s payroll, needs to be protecting these guys from themselves and the coaches who obviously care more about a win and preserving their jobs than if their players are able to speak in complete sentences in their 50s. If a guy that…

KD, upon realization that Boogie would undoubtedly win the fight, promptly teamed up with Boogie in the pursuit of himself.

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…