I don’t know when you tried it, but if you check out arcadepunks for a preconfigured image (includes all the roms) all the controllers (xbox, etc.) work right out of the box. You boot it up, it plays the intro videos and goes to the menu, and when you press a controller button it will initializer controller config so…

This would be a little like complaining that Netflix* has an always online requirement.

*I appreciate that Netflix allows offline viewing in some cases, but the general point is that you expect to be online to stream content, right?

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

The love triangle was in the 90s cartoon. Along with some questionable voice acting.

“If you know the Dark Phoenix story, you’d want to really service the love story between Logan and Jean

DoFP was Singer. And its mostly good in relation to the X-Men movies around it. Even the first two haven’t quite held up as well as the nostalgic fondness for them might indicate. Have you watched them recently? They’re solid action movies of the time, were certainly some of the best superhero flicks up till then. But…

I remember finishing Feast for Crows back in 2006 and in the back of the book it said to look for Dance of Dragons coming in February of 2007. I was so excited back then. Five years later it finally came out. In 2011. It is now 2019. At this point I’m not sure if I’m even waiting for the books to be completed because…

Stolen from Twitter:
“Some folks really don’t understand that *foreshadowing is not the same as character development*. Like, just because you hint that something can happen in the future doesn’t mean you don’t have to do the leg work in the story to show how we arrive to that destination.”

VACCINATE YOUR GODDAMN KIDS

Threatening to spoil a movie for someone who is irritated that an article spoiled a plot point makes you a huge douche canoe.

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

Looking at these two pics...

Username checks out.

Ventriloquist dummies, why did it have to be ventriloquist dummies.

Okay, let’s get into it…

There is no way.... repeat.... NO WAY.... that he finishes this series before he dies. Absolute zero chance. 

Mark Waid did something like this with his book Irredeemable.  The premise is that it’s this guy with superman like powers who just is not psychologically equipped to be a hero and have that kind of responsibility and he ends up turning bad and going on a murderous rampage.

Kid Gorgeous is definitely one of the best stand-up specials I have ever seen, so I can agree with this assessment.

This is one of those cases where no one actually believes it’s a threat, but everyone involved mumbles something along the lines of “better safe than sorry”, and claims it can be construed as a threat. Then they make a big deal about how they “had no choice” but to pretend this thing they knew wasn’t a threat was a…

“In thick patois — I won’t do the voice. Well, I’ll do the voice a little...”

This is how John Mulaney turns a pretty funny joke to begin with into a great joke.