I get to write about video games for a living, have cheap rent (thanks Kansas!) but also have fast internet because I live near Kansas City.

I don’t get this idea that a 30 hour experience isn’t worth $60 when people regularly spend $20 on a 2 hour movie.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

If you at all enjoy JRPGs you should definitely take a look at FFVI. Not only is it one of the best entries of the series, it has a quite strong storyline too, with a diverse cast of rather interesting characters.

This is sort of the point of ala carte, though. I have zero interest in CBS shows. So why bother paying for it? I like getting all the MLS games on ESPN+ for $4 a month instead of having to pay for DirecTV. So, that’s great.

I know it won’t be. But if it was, I and possibly HUNDREDS of others would lose our shit in the most giddy way imaginable. You would be able to hear/see/feel that shit from space. Probably.

Something something bad apples something...

Just recognize you’ve made a mistake and take the L.  You’re certainly not the first “ally” to tell me to eat shit.

No, I don’t, which is why I wrote what I wrote:

As long as you’re white and have money and power, no one gives a shit what you do!

This would be a little like complaining that Netflix* has an always online requirement.

*I appreciate that Netflix allows offline viewing in some cases, but the general point is that you expect to be online to stream content, right?

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

Username checks out.

Kid Gorgeous is definitely one of the best stand-up specials I have ever seen, so I can agree with this assessment.

Just proof that if you think hard enough and get creative enough, you can make anything “offensive”.

I am sure that fans of green screens, incredibly fake-looking things will express their love for this movie.

Is Deadspin anti-Romo? We can’t even have one semi-entertaining, knowledgeable broadcaster?

Good for Crews. He’s a talented actor and it’s great he’s been given a true platform to help make the world a better place.

“In thick patois — I won’t do the voice. Well, I’ll do the voice a little...”

This is how John Mulaney turns a pretty funny joke to begin with into a great joke.