I had Gamestop do this to me with Yakuza 0. They said they had none in stock. So I stayed in the store, submitted an online order for in-store pickup for the game. And then I watched the employee pull the game out of the cabinet, do whatever they do in their system to alert me that the game is ready for pickup. And…

FAKE NEWS!

I don’t need an e-sport to tell me I’m masturbation champion.

Warren lied about being an American Indian in order to get into Harvard. She’s the last person who should be grilling someone on ethics.

Bullshit. He bought a war GAME. You know? Digital people exploding into pixels?

Wait also, why does the ship have all these fancy amenities if the passengers are in hibernation the entire time? Do they have bartenders and restaurants and entertainment just in the off-chance an idiot wakes up too soon? Wouldn’t the passengers just wake up when they get to the planet? Jesus, the mystery of this…

In a move that is notable mostly because it will shut up Red Sox fans just a little bit, the Sox have traded embattled pitcher Clay Buchholz to the Phillies for Josh Tobias, a prospect you’ve never heard of.

How? If they passed the info would the mom even believe or understand it? What happens after that? In worst case mom yells you get grounded and that’s it.

Nuh uh, you’re a baby!!! Hahahaha hahahaha!!!

When told he would be out for 6-9 weeks recovering, Gronk simply high-fived his surgeon.

Expected to be out eight weeks.

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

Really guys? It’s not even a brand new system or anything...

Since goats weigh about 40 lbs, my guess is this was probably a delivery of the goat leg you can pre-order at Girl and the Goat, Stephanie Izard’s place on Randolph Street. It looks like this, and it’s fucking delicious.

My Google search got auto corrected... brought me to a totally different set of websites.

“Tragedy and heartbreak?” Let’s slow down. This isn’t the Lusitania sinking.

Can you not post articles about this wanker please? It only heightens his profile even further. Thank you.

Cool thanks for letting us all know.

A parsec is a unit of distance not time. Stoopid newb.

Take it easy pal.