Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

Really guys? It’s not even a brand new system or anything...

Since goats weigh about 40 lbs, my guess is this was probably a delivery of the goat leg you can pre-order at Girl and the Goat, Stephanie Izard’s place on Randolph Street. It looks like this, and it’s fucking delicious.

My Google search got auto corrected... brought me to a totally different set of websites.

“Tragedy and heartbreak?” Let’s slow down. This isn’t the Lusitania sinking.

Can you not post articles about this wanker please? It only heightens his profile even further. Thank you.

Cool thanks for letting us all know.

A parsec is a unit of distance not time. Stoopid newb.

“Dumpier Phil Kessel” is some kind of positive feedback loop.

I love how Samer is Deadspin’s token Patriots fan that they trot out whenever they need to criticize the team. It’s like the “I have a black friend” strategy of sports prejudice.

Take it easy pal.

Lots of commenters here apparently don’t know this very basic baseball rule.

I think it’s at least fair to argue whether there is a qualitative difference between protesting during the anthem when playing for your club team and protesting during the anthem while playing for your national team.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

I’m looking forward to the accessories, like a needle for the Tom Brady figure, a letter for Cam Newton from the Panther’s medical staff saying he does not have a concussion, and a crutch for RGIII. Oh the possibilities.

Whatever the legal standing, it’s morally reprehensible. As was outting a gay man, no matter how big of a jerk he is.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

I was REALLY skeeved by a supercut of all the “sick burns” that were thrown at her during the roast. It was all sexist bullshit making fun of her looks...like...THERE’S SO MUCH MATERIAL THERE, WHY GO FOR THE SEXIST HACK JOKES?!?! I know we all hate her, but it doesn’t make that shit ok.

In my day they stapled kids hands to their sandal straps so they would know not to fidget like that. Schools these days are too lax. We need more discipline!

Sorry, no. Teenagers are assholes and need to be taught by assholes to become bigger assholes. Wait, that’s business school. Never mind.