I think the only person who loves flags more than Brees is Brandon Browner.

‘All’ of the episodes...

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

I was jerking off when the bulletins came across the TV saying Diana had died. Totally ruined my efforts. No need for a re-try in 10 minutes, it was no use. Thanks a lot, Diana.

If you don't have any other reasons then, you should find a tall bridge and jump

Inside is a reason to turn that “thing” on bud

Not the first time they brought Viking clap to the European mainland.

What about being hit by a car? If anyone could excel at that, it’d be Lebron.

And his whole career was based on overcoming his disability, not on relying upon sympathy.

DK looks like he's jerking two dicks off on his own face. I thought Nintendo was a family company. SMDH.

I’m fully up for having female main-protagonists, but I see no reason for an existing and established character to have his gender changed just because #equality.

It angers me they put so much work into creating such excellent immersive atmosphere (try it on a triple monitor display and surround sound).

This isn’t a political conversation, so stop it. I’m explaining why she would have been motivated to say those things in an interview. Never said it was smart.

Anyone that has read Barstool or has grazed through the comment section will see that she’s just pandering to the audience. The founder of the company is a Jew and the majority of jokes towards him relate to him being Jewish. If she wasn’t an established reporter, you wouldn’t even be talking about this, it literally…

Nope. This is an outrage because reasons and we demand the blood of the developers to secretly fulfill our Illuminatti agendas

Must be nice living in Alaska during the summer. Some of us live in concrete hellscapes where the asphalt absorbs the Sun’s heat and uses it to cook us like baked potatoes in our homes if we don’t have air conditioning.

Only if you have your thumb in your ass and you’re looking to be annoyed by dumb shit.

You mean, every ump who ejects someone for arguing balls and strikes during his teammates’ at bat, from the dugout, deserves an F U.

My favorite thing as a little girl was staying in the luxury hotel in Marrymore and not being able to pay the inn fee. The hotel makes Mario work as a bellhop for however long you overstayed without paying. Did... did anyone else do that?