You know what they say. If there's grass on the field, keep your fucking bike off of it.

Damn it. +1

Ha!

At least he didn't post .gifs as comments.

You can't have your cake and eat it too, Chip. Andy Reid already ruined that for everyone in Philly.

For his part, Derrick Rose couldn't make it all the way through Unbroken.

Their desire for increased ticket sales for their second home game is understandable, considering it's also the annual "New York City Fire Fighters/Bobby Bonilla Pension Fund" night at Citi Field.

On the radio today, Yankees GM Brian Cashman declared that if it were up to him, the Yankees would never name another captain after Derek Jeter...

In essence, asking the Holy Ghost, "Are you in yet?"

Several former major league players were asked to give their thoughts on the mustache. Rollie Fingers thought that the effort was certainly there, but could have been more elegant. Don Mattingly says that as far as iconic mustaches go, Espinosa is on the right track. For his part, Ezequiel Astacio said that he just…

-George Steinbrenner to Howie Spira, 1990

Of course this happened at night. Do you know what Putin would do if he saw a man with his bear in broad daylight?

A 5'2" quarterback prospect may seem undersized, but Daron's already gotten rave reviews from at least one pro. Doug Flutie loves his natural ability and really seems to look up to him.

When I was in middle school, probably 1999, most of my friends and I were all Chicago Bulls fans due to our borderline hero worship of Michael Jordan. I think we had seen Space Jam a combined 256 times. Anyway, along with the love of Michael Jordan came an deep, seething hatred of Kobe Bryant. He was already being…

If only the Browns had thought of this before they drafted Tim Couch. He could have been more prepared for his rookie season by having an assistant coach attack him with a cricket bat.

Hoo boy. +1

Judge: "Juror #11, you're going to have to be replaced."

I know that baseball has some dumb rules with regard to who gets to view what games and how, but I don't think this particular rule change needs to be universal. It really does have some benefits. For instance, have you ever tried to sit through a Mets game without blacking out?

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