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"He makes a mistake, alright. He's gonna have to pay a consequence. It's good for kids to understand that it works that way, and that's how it works. That's how it should be."

"Tower of Song" is suitable for all occasions; work, birthdays, bar mitzvahs, weddings, PTA meetings, inaugurations, funerals, orgies, prison riots, botched executions, plane disappearances, a rainy day as I stare out the window and reminisce over how my father walked out on us when I was 11, NFL halftimes shows,…

She was Tom Jones' inspiration for "Tower of Song."

Good lord, that's a rough looking suit. I can't take my eyes off it. I wonder how old it is. You would think that as a millionaire who spends so much time in front of a camera and is constantly praised by the media, Nick Saban would eventually find a better looking human suit.

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Well, he's certainly drawn their interest with his flatulence, but the Rockies won't trade for Lee until they know he can completely shit the bed.

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The dedication to detail is what impresses me. The Stormtrooper armor on the left is of the finest kind, plus that's the best John Kruk impersonator I've ever seen.

Believe it or not, Arlington has really embraced this game lately. If you draw the fart bottle, you win. Everyone else has to go to the Rangers game.

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This. This is good. +1

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He wanted to stand next to his favorite Yankee, Paul O'Neill, during the national anthem, but that was decided by position, so he got stuck with Jeter.

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God. +1

The celebrations hit a momentary lull when Christoph Kramer took the microphone and wished everyone a very Merry Christmas.

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