Zero snark on this. One of the best players to ever step onto the field, and from all accounts, one of the best people as well. I remember watching the interview on ESPN with Gwynn and Ted Williams discussing the intricacies of their games and being amazed that people could be as talented and scientific about their…

The good news is that Brazil has completely eradicated Dunga fever at this point.

OH.... I thought we were referencing his well-known generosity and community service, and that picking up a $64,000 tab for his players sounds like the sort of kind-hearted act that Coach Reid could believably do. Thank goodness you were here to show me that there was a joke in that comment, along with an unspoken…

Where do the Bucks stand on this list, with 45% of their fanbase being comprised of inanimate objects?

That's good too see. Hopefully one day Anthony Bennett will also be able to sort out his problems with the game.

The main thing to remember here is that mockingbirds are fucking assholes.

We finally see an example of fan outrage pushing an organization to change a decision based around its logo. This is a great sign for sports fans everywhere. But we can't let it end here. If fans can get a logo changed this quickly, it has to be possible that they can also get a team name completely changed as well. I…

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Or, as patrons of Cincinnati chili restaurants refer to it, "my knife."

The AC goes out andLeBron cramping? Must be that time of the month!!!

It's actually because of a licensing issue. Peyton Manning wouldn't approve official NFL use of his nickname.

You gotta pull for #188 Ashwin Veeramani. Cleveland needs a winner right now.

Tennessee's punter has more arm strength than their newest quarterback. This is my hell.

I sure hope she's up to date with her tetanus shots.

Strangely, this same phrase did not work as a defense for Donte' Stallworth.

This is a nice change. Usually when ESPN personalities spewing the exact same meaningless crap over and over again until the words lose their meaning and my brain stops receiving signals, Skip Bayless is the one talking.

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New York Yankees Scouting Report: "Raw, unrefined; Needs more time on the mound before being taken seriously."

Boston Red Sox Scouting Report: "Not a lot of power, but the ball really careens off his paw. Could potentially develop a decent knuckleball."

Miami Marlins Scouting Report: "Young, in demand, might have some…

"Turndown for what?"

Just out of morbid curiosity... Did you enjoy the Barry Sanders days more than the current Megatron show?