+1

Beethoven's been dead for a while now. Let it go.

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Good lord. +1

Your rye wit never ceases to amuse.

+1

He looks more like Jonathan Martin to me.

Broncos fans, on the other hand, seemed to walk right out in front of cars after the game.

Gah. +1

Ha!

If you aren't here and have never experienced "snow" in a state like Georgia, I can understand your confusion. Everything that hit pretty much turned immediately to ice; it wasn't nice, soft, fluffy snow. Every road surface turned into a skating rink. It hit late in the morning, after everyone was at work. Because…

Freeman: "Hey Chipper, I didn't plan on riding for miles on the back of a 4-wheeler. I am not dressed for this and I think I'm on the verge of hypothermia. Seriously bro, I'm dying here. Once we get back to your place, any chance you could build a really big fire?"

Chipper: [angrily kicks Freeman off of 4-wheeler,…

Late to this terrible, terrible party. +1

Wow. +1

The new head gear has been even less popular among players.

I don't understand why she didn't win. That tattoo is perfect for radio.

+1

Oof. +1

I would rather take a beating than a shot of anything on that list.