She'll be getting a phone call from Brian McCann about excessive celebration.

+1

Fair enough.

Hmm. Lester only touches the vaseline with 2 fingers. My doctor assured me that everyone uses 3...

Chipper chuckled to himself as he posted this, then spit a stream of tobacco juice into the floor. What? Tobacco-free building? Fuck you. He's Chipper Jones.

Good for that kid. Northwestern had better be glad they have a coach like that. Moves like this truly show Chris Collins' worth.

Is that your medical opinion?

He competed for the 2006 U.S. Paralympic team in slalom and giant slalom, and has also made the roster for the U.S. amputee soccer team.

And the guy is a natural on the Foosball table.

Pfaltzgraff was honored to design Kim's dress for the occasion.

Good jokes are fine, of course. I didn't mean to run afoul of the First Amendment.

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BECAUSE THE PATRIOTS CHEATED WITH FILM ONCE!

There, I did it. You don't have to make any Spygate comments now.

Beat me to it. +1

[Marmoled]

Bad luck gets us all at some point.

Have some coffee.