When did you get an avatar??

"...Every single one of my teammates came up to me and said, 'Hit a bomb and walk it off.'"

Every time you take the Lord's name in vain, Jesus dies all over again.

Strangely enough, "Cletus" is one of the most common names of Fox News viewers.

It works for the Bleacher Report.

Hopefully people won't take him less seriously now.

Good.

I'm glad to see he wore proper protective eyewear when he caught an object fired from a small cannon. Safety first.

Worse than that? Being Manny Ramirez.

"Willie would spit on you."

I think what you meant was:

Yet Lou Holtz picks Notre Dame to win the title every year and he's still employed?

This fashion shoot idea was better received than Dan Snyder's original suggestion of dressing RG3 like Chief Zee.

+1

When reached for comment, Baez told Sports Illustrated that he never intended to harm anyone with his part in the Gonzalez scam; he just wanted to help keep him Forever Young.

Phoenix Mercury Fell For The Hidden-Balls Trick, Drafted Brittney Griner

Ha!

Has there ever been a player that could have actually benefitted more from steroids?

You leave Kris Humphries out of this

I wouldn't worry about the predictions of someone that uses improper grammar.