I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Well that didn't work...

Not unlike the prank that Peyton pulled on the Broncos fanbase last year, where he had them convinced that he would take the team to the Superbowl.

Yet another brush with fame for Chris Mortensen.

Hey, I can't feel too bad for these fans, especially the ones in the outfield. If nothing else, your odds of catching a Braves' homerun are fairly high.

That's the first I've heard of Joose in baseball since Koufax retired.

"This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and NCAA violations will foam up about their waists and all the whores and athletic…

Somewhere, Ron Washington is grinding his teeth... in dislike of your insinuation.

Yeah but if that news had come out, Rush would have really been behind the 8 ball.

Just Manny being 曼尼

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Thou anointest my engine block with oil; my Winston Cup runneth over.

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What is your favorite fucking Bill Belichick fucking angle?

That is NOT how you do the Harlem Shake!

Ooph!

As a Senators fan I find this joke distasteful; then again, I guess I am a bit of a Homer.

Who was your least favorite person at ESPN?

If "Wheels Ontario" was actually a show, I would watch every episode.