rumour has it there was a circumcision option in the beta, but it was cut.

The key to really, really enjoying Taco Bell is some varying form of intoxication.

I’m sure you’ll be too busy to deal with me. I have no idea how so many spider eggs wound up in your beard but they look like they are ready to hatch any day now and they are going to want revenge.

The guy’s a pro-Trump trolly. No way he ever donated to any actual charity, ever.

Well that’s a disturbing set of priorities. But hey, a minor inconveniencein a video game because an international relief organization wants to keep the symbol they’ve been using since 1863 free of commercial entanglements is totally reasonable. I’m sure those volunteers getting blown up and killed in various warzones…

Whaaaaaa I won’t support a foundation that helps thousands of people in times of crisis every week because my video game health packs look different....

lol you know what i meant

Think you will give Titanfall 2 a try Heather?

But you think you will give Titanfall 2 a chance, Heather?

Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Titanfall 2?

Where is the gravy? This just looks like chili cheese fries. We’ve got these for days in the US.

thats how it usually happens in my fanfic.

Your premise is flawed if you think art should always be about most efficient tools.

I feel like your idea was only half-formed...

Rule #1. Don’t post in an article before you have read said article. It will make you look like an idiot. I will wear this idiot hat with pride for I have sinned. Dammit. :)

So, I see you decided to not include the story I emailed to you about how I spent a lot of 2016 masturbating as I played Monster Hunter X, even though it fit exactly within the parameters of this article.

Eternal Darkness re-release? My body is Reggie!

This crossover raises so many questions like what would a Wookie Xenomorph look like? Just a taller version of the human xenos but covered with hair? Is the Xenomorph hissing part of C3PO’s 6 million languages? Would a scene where Jar Jar die from a chesbuster win an Oscar?

What about his gut? Maybe thyroid, maybe stress or snacks, who cares man. He owns it.