yeah, but ... who the fuck else could she even pretend to blame? the bartender? the liquor store clerk? she drove drunk. “I take full responsibility for my actions.” thanks, (former) Captain Obvious.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Deadspin and Jezebel are the two websites I read the most on a daily basis (super weird I know) and I am super giddy about today.

i hate when i accidentally pee on my jacket too

Luckily, I’m not a capitalist! Social Democracy is attractive for a reason. In theory, human existence should not be about maximizing the productivity of some corporation.

Don’t bring any of that socialist nonsense in here, this is ‘Murica! If we don’t beat those Japanese at karoshi, ISIS will win!

The perception of work has changed from “thing I do to treat myself to nice clothes/food/education” to “obligation to prevent death”. Neither is accurate, but that’s the reality of it. Culturally, we now view the unemployed as wastes of space. To get a little too personal: I’ve literally considered suicide because I…

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It is a myth that hard work is its own reward. When people see that fucking millennial being all apathetic and unappreciative that they have a job at all, they are looking at it all wrong. What incentives could you put in place to get that employee to do the work if the work itself is not meaningful? Why are you…

Oh I’m sorry. What with the tax rate that’s plummeted since they were growing up that solely helps people with money, that has to be tough!

Counterpoint, baby boomers are the worst. The bulk of the problems we’re facing have been created thanks to them. Even my baby boomer parents own up to that. My dad once looked at me and told me “I’m sorry my generation ruined everything for you.”

You would have complained just as much if you’d had the internet. You just made movies about it instead.

I don’t think this is so much in defense of millenials as it is a pushback against thinking/writing like a drooling fucking idiot and publishing the thoughts/musings of drooling fucking idiots.

We Generation Xers resented the shit out of that label, and as a result, we want Millenials to get off our lawns more than any generation in history. We had all the same problems, blew all the same opportunities (except there were way, WAAAAY more of them), and wasted our twenties at least as much, but for some…

As usual, Young is about 33% on the mark.

Getting 19 year old strange though. Could be worse.

YES!!!

That’s not sarcasm. It’s acting dumb on purpose.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.