I went to college out of state, and did an early start program so most of my friends were also out-of-staters. Since none of us had local connections, we rarely had drugs freshman year and didn't really care. I bought weed once in the autumn quarter, put it in my underwear drawer and promptly forgot about it.

I prefer this version. It's beautiful!

I call "Waffle Apartment". I patented that shit years ago.

Who lives in the PNW?

my thoughts exactly. this is a terrible idea.

This is a beautiful piece of literature.

I think the producers were humoring her at best. Yara is a major role. There is no way they were going to cast Lily fucking Allen in it. Sorry... not sorry.

Drink Vodka like the rest of us do—at home, alone, in a pool of tears reading crossoverWatership Down-Ratatouille fan fiction and tweeting poetry quotes to Gary Busey.

that is fucking crazy and adorable

Yeah, I think this is how celebrities do things sometimes. I met Passion Pit last year and we weren't to touch them either, but I don't think they looked *quite* as suicidal.

dogs can absolutely recognize people, even after time away. i had a dog live with me for a year, and then move to my parents house because they really wanted her and i wanted to travel. even though i now see her for maybe 1-2 weeks a YEAR, every time i come home she CLEARLY recognizes me, even if i don't say anything,…

I must be some kind of slut, because I feel like I've had sex everywhere. Against a tree in the park. Against a fence in the back of a crowd at a music festival. In the middle of a Seattle sidestreet, against someone else's car. I'm pretty sure I gave a handjob on the 72 bus once. Let's see... an airport bathroom. The…

Sorry, you're wrong. This appears to be my version of heaven and I thought I was an atheist.

Hot Potato is my new response to everything.

A cash calf! That is my new favorite expression.

I am the exception to the rule in this case and I hate it. I am the first born girl with two younger brothers, and they are both eons smarter and will likely be better educated than me. They absorbed my wisdom, learned from my mistakes and probably haven't done nearly as many drugs. I was daddy's princess, and it…

I accidentally read "diverse attorney" as "divorce attorney" in number 2 and was wondering what divorce attorneys did to be in the same category as women.

i need it. now. for reasons.

#prayforavril is my new favorite hashtag

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WEEPING ANGEL IS TERRIFYING DON'T FUCKING BLINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!