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The Shitposter Formerly Known As Blondude
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We look forward to Tim Apple’s productive conversations with Jeff Amazon, Marillyn Lockheed, and Marc Salesforce on future policy initiatives.

Trump: “My building says Trump, his says Apple.”

All the while displaying her trademark asymmetric-resting-bitch-face.

I bet he smells better too.

PREDICTION: Sarah Sanders will claim that “Tim Apple” is Trump’s nickname for Tim Cook and that he totally meant to call him that and how dare you say it was a mistake this is why media is the enemy of the American people also yes my face is slowly sliding off my skull.

Loved this track, but the test track from Forza is even more nuts, and I loved it for it...

we can scan credit-card size transponders for EZ-Pass lanes as cars whizz by at 80 mph while simultaneously taking a pretty damn clear snap shot of every driver as well

Nope the Supra is actually only 54 inches wide.  I don’t trust the internet or Toyota as much as I trust Jalopnik.  Thanks for bringing truth to the world!

Live in NY with a 2010 Camaro SS I got in 2009.  Never ever had a front plate installed and never will.  I got ONE ticket for it and that was because I was pulled over for doing something else and the cop was being nice.   Told the dealer when I ordered that if i come to pick it up and there is a plate or holes for

I think the Santiago E-Prix earlier this year had a similar back-to-back hairpin section:

Yeah those aren’t s-curves... those are switchbacks. They’re testing for a potential mountain course.

Laguna Seca has the Corksscrew.

Just do what lots of people already do in states that require front plates - don’t put the front bracket or front plate on until you get pulled over and told to put it on...

Which utter gimps complained about this before? Local councils here in the U.K. are fricking ridiculous the way they entertain killjoys and spoil things for everyone else.

Either the car is too small or you made the plate too big. Your PShop of the car makes the plate look the size of an old album cover.

So, the pits are outside in the British weather, and the track is indoors?

I think the partially indoor thing is brilliant. With no emissions to worry about, this is something they can really do and make it their own thing.

Need some loops

I’m still waiting for this to become a real course

There are others with this seemingly irreconcilable split: Daimler UK and Daimler Germany, Triumph Cars and Triumph Motorcycles, and then we have Rover, which made the Land Rover but that became its own marque, and Roewe which is the Honda-continuation half of MG these days. (Other splits like Saab and Rolls Royce