blondude
The Shitposter Formerly Known As Blondude
blondude

Okay but tomorrow is the 10th...

He’s never getting that damn Boxster

As far as I know the original P4/5 was a rebodied Enzo and the Competitzione version was a rebodied 430 Scuderia, but everything else has been built on a unique platform with drivetrains that are outsourced.

I just wanna know where he even gets all the money to do this. Like I know he’s gotten most of his money from his family’s Wall Street firm and not the movies he made back in the 80's, but SCG has announced like half a dozen different models at this point and I don’t know if they’ve even sold anything. Either

Okay but how do we pronounce it?

Raph is gonna take the helm and this site will exclusively cover 60's-90's Japanese vehicles and beat to shit drift cars using questionable grammar and excessive superlatives.

Okay but can we talk about the wheels? Let’s talk about the wheels. We’re basically getting 80's turbofan wheels back!

Midnight Club realism was ahead of its time.

https://jalopnik.com/this-startups-semi-hitch-detaches-the-trailer-in-accide-1846887245

775 hp, 11,500 rpm redline, and 3,000km rebuild interval are not things I would ever expect to see together.

Casa Blanca built to rallycross specs

Subarus and being LGBTQ, name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait.

The roof rack is a nice touch

Morgan will also give you an accessory pack with the build, which includes a set of two-eared wheel spinner hub nuts, a wooden Moto-Lita steering wheel, headlight tape, and a chrome interior mirror.

Okay but this would make an incredible album cover.

So if someone doesn’t jive with this new company culture this will give them some support while they find a new job? That sounds like a win-win for both parties.

Ok but those Ram ProMasters are rebadged Fiat Ducatos, so by your logic they have just as much facist DNA (none).

Nah, that’ll never work.