Right? "This just in: According to capitalism, deigning to attract half of the human population surprisingly good for bottom line. Most surprised of all? Business. More at 11."

You guys need a better fact checker. Lillian Bubbles (Lil Bub) is not jut some feral runt. She is a a magical space cat who is visiting earth. She happens to be living with her dude for the time being and she wont ever really die, she'll just go back home.

I think he was typing on the Internet. :)

OH GOD I LOVE LIL BUB SO MUCH!!!!!!!

She probably saw him how she wanted to see him. As people who are obsessed often do. After you decide that someone is completely infallible it becomes easier to excuse what they do as it is all for the greater good.

So Rolling Stone is now Bop magazine yes? Also Emma Stone is the coolest evah and I want her to go back in time with me and sign my yearbook.

"Scopio" - > Is that like born under the Listerine constellation?

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

We were one digit off from the Sears Catalog pick-up store when I was a kid. We'd always get calls from people looking for their orders. After patiently explaining for a few months, Dad finally started telling them varying descriptions about why their order was lost in transit. The sidesplitting laughter that ensued…

Of all the animals in the world I wish I could talk to, the spider would probably be my first choice. I just want to set up some boundaries so we can live in harmony. Like hey, I'm cool with being roommates, just don't set up your webs anywhere I will walk into accidentally, don't hide in things I use, and don't go on…

My MIL was a hairdresser back in the 60's when women all bouffanted their hair and rarely washed it. A client came in and had a really gross scalp, including a nasty ol' spider egg sac right on her damn head.

I am the opposite of what you say you are. I am exactly the person in this letter. Always kind, calm, drama-free, never rocking the boat, always trying to be rational and say exactly the "right" thing, instead of what I really mean. And you know what? At 37, not one man has EVER wanted to spend the rest of his life…

If the catio is out of your price range or you just don't have the room, you could try a cat tent. I bring both my indoor cats to the beach in this one. They love it!

I'm not saying Lena looks like this turkey, but her dress does.

IDK I am into it. Particularly when he's being needy, I find it so adorable and I have no idea why.

Ugh. I hated him at first and was totally not into his whole deal but then in the show he's basically become the best, most relate-able character besides Shoshanna (who is Queen and deserves her own spin-off). Ergo now I find him completely hot.

It might be unpopular, but it is 100% true. Every year I get all excited for pumpkin spice because everybody else is, then get one and remember they are kind of gross. Salted caramel is always awesome.

SIKE?!? Is PSL an 8th-grader from 1987? Jesus.

Unpopular opinion: salted caramel > pumpkin spice.