My mother was never physically abusive. Verbally and emotionally abusive was her thing. There are so many stories I could tell, but the one that really sticks out (and showcases her ability to bamboozle outsiders into believing her to be a saint) is my go-to story:

I think it is pretty obvious who the narcissist in this situation is.

I have some experience dealing with someone (not a parent) who is so willfully disconnected from reality that they just don't understaaaaaand why you're upseetttttt what did they do wronnnnng can't we talk about it? And fine, you summon your backbone and your patience and you explain it clearly and simply. And your…

And if they did and had even of a smidgen of the good sense they should they wouldn't eat it. I can't even conceive of what would be done to that pie before delivery.

The best thing McDonalds can do is start serving some goddamn breakfast after 10:30 am.

"Amazingly WTF" made me think it was going to be an avant-garde Yoko Ono performance art piece. While treacly and over-wrought, I didn't really find this commercial to evoke WTF feelings.

why drag someone who clearly doesn't want to be involved into this shitshow?

Also, here's some Panda Rage gifs as well:

There are more!

I've watched this four times consecutively. It just gets better. Warner Brothers take notice! Call Bruce Timm!

I think I have one that will finally top the pumpkin seed story. I hope you agree and decide to post it as its own article:

I got gifs of Maru too!

Damn, girl. Wear this color FOREVER.

Get thee to Woodstock! Flee! Flee!

10 seconds before her brain switches to "I want to break all the things."

I'm trying to imagine Tracee Ellis Ross and Jessica Simpson trying to hold a conversation at a family get together... All I can picture is Tracee drinking lots of wine.

That joke did have everything. I'm not really a fan of David Letterman (I don't dislike him...I nothing him), but I read anything posted on the Stacks, and this article was excellent.