Not really sure how an article that basically boils down to "this was miserable and sad" is "supporting" Black Friday.

I specified that they were pleasant and helpful to me as a customer as a testament to their professionalism in a set of shitty circumstances, like, for instance, when many customers have probably already yelled at them. Even if they HAVE to be nice, it's still impressive that they were able to keep up the facade.

I asked him what happened when we got out of the elevator. He told me he was terrified because security was there.

I agree with you and I wish people would stop defending stupid shit women do in the name of feminism. I'm a woman and I find some women's obsession with weddings downright ridiculous.

I love this comment so much I want to marry it so I can deliberately choose not to plan an imaginary wedding.

Having planned a full wedding when you aren't even dating is pretty fucking stupid. I would be embarrassed to have a friend who did this. They should be embarrassed to exist.

Love your face.

I can't imagine any royal brides wearing such a skimpy, and really rather unfortunate, bodice.

It doesn't suck for run of the mill, nondescript dudes, so long as they're willing to "settle" for run of the mill, nondescript girls. Unfortunately, they all feel entitled to the hot young ones. Even this one. Sure they'd complain that she was batshit insane, but they wouldn't let her go. Until her hotness faded,…

So you want me to ANNOUNCE edits to you?

It's not a test of the dog's mental agility, any more than his/her physical agility. Also, you're a dick.

I lost my firstborn in 2000. My wife got a uterine infection and it passed through to him and he was born at 28 weeks via emergency C-section. He lived a day. His mom had severe complications so she never got to see him alive except for two minutes in the OR.

Oh. Gosh. :(

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

Wait, is Julia Roberts likable???

You— You're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.

What the fuck? If you don't mind my asking, what store and where? We should put together a wedding industry retailer shitlist.

here she is, I can't wait to wear her!