Yes, good, inject it into my eyeballs

B - successful

It’s called the Trifecta!

Not just black but a successful, smart and powerful liberal black woman. That is bingo for racists.

When people say BMWs are fancy

I call it a handbrake. For most emergencies in a car, the handbrake should also not be pulled. It should only be pulled in extreme cases of desired sikkkkk oversteer.

I would dare say that short of human evolution and a sci-fi like ascendancy to beings of thought and energy, it’s impossible.

“10 years (!) of jerking each other off over the most trivial bullshit imaginable has warped their brains.”

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Oh. My. God. That is the single greatest engine note in existence. Turbo spool, check. High revving Ferrari engine, check. Being thrashed on track, check.

He had yellow eyes!

Man! I didn’t know we were doing Speed Racer this week! It’s one of my favorite car movies! It’s the ultimate litmus test of fun. If you don’t like it, you’re taking it too seriously.

How else would we know what good music is? Taylor is the control in the experiment of music. Because she is SO basic, the great one’s are even greater.

I totally misread this as saying the trucks would be programmed with a “sense of urgency.” In my head, the resulting AI would behave like a human driver told that if he didn’t make his cross-country delivery in 24 hours, he wouldn’t be getting paid.

“I say ‘spoilt’ instead of ‘spoiled’ because it makes me sound like a fancy lad”

Just making some boils. Purdue man through and through.

Congratulations, Mr. curbwatching, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a VW Jetta which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her Monochrome.

I would hate an infant if they were a full-kit wanker.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.