See your doctor if your LeMons ideas last longer than four hours.

So this is what Adderall looks like in print form.

and still the best 3D I’ve seen in my life.

It is Undeniably Dances with Wolves/Pocahontas/Fern Gully.

But deep down, she fantasizes about slumming it with a ruffian such as this...

Miata thinks S2K is 450 lbs. overweight.

“Steam’s Irresponsible Hands-Off Policy Is Proof That Valve Still Hasn’t Learned Its Lesson”

Good move, Valve. A platform should be an agnostic canvas for artists, not a playing field for corporations to push their morals on others. 

Listen, I just like burning things, ok?

You didn’t even mention the Bat Credit Card. What were the Bat Interest Rates? Did he get Bat Cash Back? There are so many questions left unanswered.

FUCK! I feel so duped! I can’t believe I ended up with this crappy sub-par and cheap Golf R. If only I had purchased a kwality american car instead! Oh, wait, the only american equivalent is a Focus RS? OK! I’ll buy that!

I made it to 1:13, but that’s mostly because my sound output was to a disconnected bluetooth speaker for the first 40 seconds or so.

To stick with the theme, a rust-free surface acts like Magneto’s helmet, rendering such a vehicle invisible to him.

Damn, that’s a good price for Bulleit at a bar.

My Dad once swung a big block Roadrunner around to fit in a tight parking space by doing a burnout (The car was huge and had a crap turning radius for where we were trying to park it). Looked right at me and said “Don’t do that”

Ask any racer, any real racer, knows that drag racing is more than just mashing a pedal and keeping a car straight it doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winnings winning.

Strong candidate for worst overall facial hair in the candid crowd shot.

I’m guessing there’s not a single type of bodily secretion that Lord Stanley’s Cup has not met.

The thing is, it’s North Dakota. If we’d had a Stalin, that’s where all of the grimmest gulags would’ve gone. It’s a horrible, soul-crushing place, and AFAIK, the real indictment on this lady is not that she she was drunk on the job—she’s only human—but that she fucked up and chose an inferior drug like alcohol when a…

20K on the ring is equivalent to 500K for an average Camry