That is some really shitty masonry work

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

And all the text will come from weathertech ads.

David’s idea is great until you realize Jeep people will probably seek you out when they see the car. On the rare event I actually see a ZJ, I always look for the hood vents to see if it’s the 5.9.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

fun fact: the origin of that motor was with Nissan’s Group C Le Mans program!

I think ‘stodgy’ is a more apt analogy.

How have you JUST heard of this saying?

Except the ST twins, we bought a fuckton of those new.

The girl should command my attention, but my eye keeps wandering to that awful “MP4-12C” on the door sill. Awful name for a car, awful place to label it, awful font and color for emblazoned bad name.

You, and I mean this with all the respect in the world, are the jalopiest jalop ever if you are a straight guy and noticed the garage in that kind of detail.

“Put down that damn camera and help me find my contact lens!”

$50? Where are you finding gigs that pay that much money? Let me know!

410 Superamerica.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

It’s an obvious troll, you’ve wasted your fry.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Ahem. The champagne of beers