That is some really shitty masonry work

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

Transformers: Jumpstart the Allspark. Transformers: Finally Some Female ‘Bots. Transformers: Has Anyone Seen the Allspark? Transformers: Search for Spark. Transformers: Decepticons Conquer Santa Claus. Transformers: We Finally Make Them Look like Generation One. Transformers: No Humans Allowed. Transformers: Cybertron…

I will take that shit into consideration next time.

And all the text will come from weathertech ads.

David’s idea is great until you realize Jeep people will probably seek you out when they see the car. On the rare event I actually see a ZJ, I always look for the hood vents to see if it’s the 5.9.

I won’t kink shame someone, especially when there are so many other reasons to shame them.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

I’m pretty sure that it’s in the basement of one of the cameramen. They were going to throw it out after the shoot but he managed to pull some strings.

fun fact: the origin of that motor was with Nissan’s Group C Le Mans program!

I think ‘stodgy’ is a more apt analogy.

How have you JUST heard of this saying?

Denny’s sausage makes my farts smell exactly like Denny’s sausage. It is revolting, followed by appetizing, followed again by revolting.

Except the ST twins, we bought a fuckton of those new.

$50? Where are you finding gigs that pay that much money? Let me know!

It’s an obvious troll, you’ve wasted your fry.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Ahem. The champagne of beers